Ever tried to talk your way out of a parking ticket?  They give you the old "Oh, I already started writing up the ticket and it's electronic and blah, blah, blah."  So you can enter my license plate number into that little machine but you can't erase it?  Hmmm.  Well, never mind.  If you happen to be wearing these lovely drops of teal jade and fluted silver rounds, that traffic cop wouldn't even think of writing you up.  Asking you out, maybe.