Ever tried to talk your way out of a parking ticket?  They give you the old "Oh, I already started writing up the ticket and it's electronic and blah, blah, blah."  So you can enter my license plate number into that little machine but you can't erase it?  Hmmm.  Well, never mind.  If you happen to be wearing this lovely wristlet of teal jade heishi and a 22k gold plated charm, that traffic cop wouldn't even think of writing you up.  Asking you out, maybe...