Say you're having a little trouble sweet-talking your way out of a speeding ticket.  I can't imagine that, but for the sake of argument let's go with it.  In giving it your best (you are, aren't you?), it may be helpful to present an element of distraction -- like this wraparound wow-factor piece of salmon dyed jade and hammered gold-plated rounds.  How fast were you going?  Who knows? 

Length: 4'