You don't have to be a forensic accountant to know that if you trace a suspect's money trail, that's often where you'll find evidence of wrongdoing.  Now, you've never embezzled money or otherwise participated in any malfeasance, financial or otherwise.  So although they may think they're on to something when they discover your purchase of this looks-more-expensive-than-it-is strand of deep teal quartz, and turquoise and coral jade they'll be wrong.  Oh, so wrong.

Length: 15 1/4"