You've heard that the Eskimos have something like a thousand words for "snowflake," right?  Yeah, it's because they have so much snow, they actually notice small variations in it such that they need lots of words to describe each individual type.  So it makes you wonder why there are so many words for "drunk," doesn't it?  Hmmmm.  Well, whether you're "on the wagon" or literally on a wagon full of Martinied-up partiers, remember to keep your wits about you and wear something fab so that the cops will go easy on you all -- say, this beauty of gold chain and a gold-plated, hammered circular drop.  

Length:18" with a 1" drop