There are some things in life worth getting riled up over -- the ease with which pounds go on but don't come off, the amount of effort one must devote to keeping up one's appearance (it used to be so easy), and the sheer fact that the energy you had as a child will never again be yours. But since we can change none of these things, I suggest keeping calm, carrying on -- and wearing lovely, lovely things like this most unusual triple-strand bracelet of bribe, peach and speckled jasper.