There are plenty of times you don't want your words to be remembered, much less recorded.  Like that time you let loose about how your neighbor's hair color and makeup makeover resulted in her bearing a striking resemblance to Bozo the Clown.  On an especially bad day.  Well, one time you're sure to have whatever you say fresh in everyone's mind is when sporting these attention-getting gold-plate stud and dyed jade drops.  They'll hang on your every word as you toss your head to make these beauties shimmy.