I'm not saying it's a reason to go out and do all manner of goofy and dangerous things, but the idea that you only go around once in life does suggest that there's a limited amount of fun to be had.  So while you're in go-for-it mode, try breaking out of your color phobia rut and donning this boffo stand of bordeaux-colored jade, orange quartz, and matte gold plated spacers.

Length: 36"