You'd met him online. He seemed perfectly nice and, in person, better looking than his photo. Not a bad start to things. An hour into your sauvignon blanc, though, you'd heard about every pet he ever owned, which of his relatives were in the process of divorce, and the cars he'd owned that had top-notch catalytic converters. OK, it's not as if he revealed that he has a women's shoe fetish (in which case I sincerely hope you would have crawled out the ladies' room window). But still. Luckily, the fact that you were wearing this knock-'em-dead necklace of pink jade, blue jade and orange quartz with a vintage Irish coin meant that when Monsieur Loser left, a downright delightful fellow sat down in his place. And the evening took a decidedly upbeat turn. Wait 'til you tell the girls tomorrow!
Length: 29 3/4" with a 1" drop