It's such a let-down when your expectations aren't met, isn't it?  You think the new haircut will have everyone remarking on how much like Audrey Hepburn you look (it doesn't).  Or the gent Sasha fixed you up with would be a ringer for Jon Hamm (he isn't; not even close).  Well, one thing you can count on to satisfy you every time is this go-with-everything arm candy of ivory bone rondelles with gold-plated accents.  Promises what it delivers.