A new maid?  How about I need a maid, period.  Or cook.  Or gardener.  Or handyman.  Yeah, well, not bloody likely, right?  So take off your rose-colored glasses and turn your dial to real life.  And try wrapping a stunning strand like this one of ivory rounds, camel resin rondelles and gold spacers around your swan-like neck.  It can't clean the house or trim the shrubs, but it'll make you look damn fabulous.  

Length:14 1/2"