Who was it that decided age brings wisdom?  What really smartens you up is doing something incredible stupid, feeling the consequence of it, and realizing just how flat-out dumb that move was (and how lucky you are to have survived it).  And that can happen at any age.  But dressing like you know what you're doing may help keep you from being shipped off to the looney bin -- something, say, like this take-me-seriously single strand of black resin tubes, purple discs, and silver rondelles.  Now stop that bungie jumping!

Length: 17 1/2"