When others tell you you're behaving in an immature manner, point out that your dancing on the tables and wearing a lampshade on your head could just as easily be referred to as "youthful" or "high-spirited."  And then grab that lampshade and go dance on the tables some more!  Wearing, of course, some mighty fine bling like this sophisticated (but not too) piece of red aventurine rounds and gold plated focal pendant. (And be sure someone takes photos...)

Length: 33 1/2 with 2 1/4" drop