Dispensing advice makes you feel superior, wise and virtuous, doesn't it?  After all, they may not be the secrets of the universe, but your counsel is based on wisdom gained from years of experience and savvy living, right?  (Or maybe just reading the right blogs.)  So, go ahead -- dispense away.  And while you're at it, don't forget to look the part of the guru -- easily done with this I-know-what-I'm-talking-about strand of cobalt blue resin and gold-plated starfish pendant.  

Length: 15 3/4" with a 1 1/4" drop