Remember the hours you could spend as a kid on goofy games like adding the phrase "under the sheets" to, say, song titles?  You couldn't help but laugh, regardless of how silly it was.  And it was free and it was harmless.  If only we could be entertained so simplistically in adulthood.  (Sigh.)  Well, it might not go over well if you start bringing a whoopee cushion to dinner parties, but you can entertain the crowd by by donning these all-eyes-will-be-on-you drops of gold plated chain and star-shaped studs.  Simple, but guaranteed to bring a smile to everyone's face.